🎁 Collectible of the Week: Paul – Intergalactic Slacker Edition
He’s rude. He’s baked. He’s anatomically unprintable.
Now you can own the galaxy’s most sarcastic hitchhiker — complete with mini-joint, Area 420 vibes, and zero tolerance for your Earth nonsense.
Includes 37% more pop culture references than legally recommended.
Warning: May cause spontaneous abductions and accidental government surveillance.
🛑 Disclaimer: This collectible isn’t real. You can’t buy it. You can only imagine the joy of owning it. Or abduct one in your dreams. That works too.
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