Limited Edition Action Figure: Soylent Stan – Mildly Disturbing Lunchbox Edition
He’s processed. He’s packaged. He might’ve been Steve yesterday.
Now you can own Soylent Stan, the unofficial poster boy for dystopian dietary choices.
Complete with biodegradable tray, mystery meatloaf, and a blank stare that says, “Don’t ask what’s in the pudding.”
📦 Packaging includes the iconic quote:
“SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!” (Also available as a jingle. Please don’t sing it.)
Stan’s a limited edition… because, well, there’s only so many people.
🛑 Disclaimer:
This figure isn’t real. You can’t buy it, eat it, or accidentally serve it at your next potluck. No humans were harmed in the making of this collectible — though several were mildly offended.
Soylent Stan is 100% non-edible and 200% existentially upsetting.
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